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Blue Giant Orkestar at Birnam Arts
Sat 22 Feb
Blue Giant Orkestar | Auditorium
20:00 - 22:00
Doors Open 19:30

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Old Dogs

6 April 2024

A hilarious sitcom - think Last of the Summer Wine meets Carry On!

Mrs Rendell, a care home manager used to running her business on shoestring, is tricked into going on holiday early, leaving the three male residents - Sid, Ron and Eric - to their own devices for the first time in a long time. A determined banging on the door sees Julie, a prostitute, come dashing in, fleeing her pimp, John.


Aside from Scrabble, the terrible trio suddenly have a few more puzzles to take up their days, especially when trainee, wet-behind-the-ears Care Inspector, Colin, arrives on his first care home assessment...


And, when Colin's mother turns up along with a senior Care Inspector, there's a bigger mystery to unravel. Colin never returned to his mother's ample bosom after his visit!


What has happened to Colin? What are they going to do with Julie and John? And just who IS in that coffin?


Join the BIPs team for another fun-packed show, hitting farce level as the desperation builds - and the misunderstandings pile up!

14+ recommended.

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Other Events This Month

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6 Sep - 2 Aug

Every Woman Cafe

Arts Workshop   |   Studios   |   Various
Every Woman Cafe at Birnam Arts
Tue 25 Feb 2025

Art Club for Adults

Arts Workshop   |   Studios   |   13:30 - 15:30
Art Club for Adults with Michael Fullerton at Birnam Arts
Fri 14 Mar 2025

Palestinian Supper Club, with Poetry

Arts Workshop   |   Studios   |   18:30 - 22:00
Palestinian Supper & Poetry at Birnam Arts
Fri 25 Apr 2025

Bodies of Water

Arts Workshop   |   Auditorium   |   20:00 - 21:00
Bodies of Water at Birnam Arts
Map showing Birnam Arts and conference centre in Scotland

Opening Times

Box Office
Open periodically throughout the week | Book online 24/7


Cafe
Daily | 10 - 4



Birnam Arts
Station Road
Birnam Dunkeld
PH8 0DS
admin@birnamarts.com
Tel: 01350 727 674

Entrance

Welcome to Birnam Arts, a boutique multi-purpose arts, conferencing and entertainment venue.

Highlights

Pop in to the Foyer Cafe for breakfast, grab a delicious coffee with a selection of our homemade baking or enjoy a light lunch whilst browsing on the free WiFi. Wander upstairs to view the latest of our monthly art exhibitions before visiting the world of Beatrix Potter, or the Gift Shop to purchase a special gift for your loved ones or yourself!

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The comfortable and aesthetically pleasing cafe seating attracted praise and provided ideal places for small groups to gather at the tables, enjoying excellent food and drinks! Visitors remarked upon your new signage, now so much easier to navigate to the various rooms within the venue.

Fiona Ritchie   |   Birnam Book Festival 2022

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